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Wear it with Pride!

The Over-Sixties Tee Shirt

You've been there, done it, eaten it, shagged it, 

trod in it, spat on it -

you don't owe nothin' to nobody -

You're Sixty !

Let 'em know it!

 

I'm 60 an' I'm Bad!

or

Over-60s Take No Shit!

 

TEE SHIRT

 (UK only) £10

(includes post)

 

TRANSFER

(iron-on)

£3 incl post

 

CHOICE

of message for back of shirt

See below

60 AND BAD - TSHIRT FRONT DESIGN 1

TAKE NO SHIT - TSHIRT FRONT DESIGN 2

NOTE

You can have a Tee-shirt if you want, but I aren't very good at ironing them on yet - so you would have to accept some imperfections, like I AM Sixty you know! And on my pension, you can't expect me to start throwing Tee-shirts away just cause they ain't perfect.

 

It would be better if you just order the Tee-shirt sticker, I can print them fine!! (tee-hee!) and then you will have the sweat of ironing it on yourself.

 

ps It's quite simple (snigger) - you just iron all over the back of the transfer for a good while, (I'll send instructions with it) then hang the tee shirt up to cool. When it's cold, you peel off the backing (that's the agonising bit) and hope the colours don't come off with it. Next you put a sheet of clean copy paper over the design, iron for TEN SECS - don't do it longer, or the bloody paper sticks to the design and you have ruined ANOTHER tee shirt.

 

If you get this far, you have a very good tee shirt and I was surprised to find that it washes okay and lasts a long time. Only don't leave it wet in a bundle, sometimes the colours will bleed. hang it up straight away

 

 

Logo 1 for back of tee shirt

Logo 2 for back of tee shirt

 

ALTERNATIVELY, print this page, take the design to a copy shop, and ask them to print it on a tee shirt for you. Then see how much it costs you! Mean old git!

 

NOTE ON TEE SHIRTS

Seriously, if you want me to produce the tee shirt for you I will do my absolute best and I will not send you anything horrible. Truly  only  minor imperfections. I buy good quality white shirts. Unfortunately the limitations of the inkjet printer means I cannot print white (there is no such thing as white ink), and the colours do not show up well on black or darks.  If you can't stand white tee shirts, you could have red or yellow (or any light shade) but I would have to convert the whole design to black, as that is the only colour that will work. And then it wouldnt be so pretty would it?

 

Of course, if millions of people order them, I could afford to go to a printer and get a professional job done. Who knows? Send me an order for 20 and I'll go for it!

ORDERING INFORMATION

Write to me telling me your name, address, size if ordering tee shirt, which designs you want on front and back, and any other information (like how much you admire me). In the absence of any other details, it will be assumed you are going for the white option. You can send your own tee shirt in if you like (wash it first please, I am not a pervert). Please make cheque out to Geraldine Murfin Shaw 

Send me an email if you have any problems with any of the above.

My Address is: 154 Regent Street, Nelson, Lancs, bb9 8sg

Tee Shirt with front design and back logo (state size - small, medium, large)  £10

 

Iron-on transfers (front design and back logo)                                                          £ 3

 

Printing onto supplied tee shirt                                                                                     £ 5

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