THE MINISTER ON A RECENT VISIT TO ZOG

The Minister with Special Responsibility for Zoggian Affairs, the Rt Hon Peter Nordicnog

Frequently asked Questions:

1. Where exactly is Zog?

2. Why should we have an embassy there?

3. What is the matter with Peter Nordicnog - he don't look 'right'

If you know the answer to these and any other questions, write and tell us

THE PROPOSED EMBASSY ON ZOG

Our answer:

3. Peter Nordicnog was appointed as a result of our 'equal opportunities' policy. He is a member of an ethnic minority of one.

He also qualifies as an endangered species as everyone wants to shoot him after five minutes in his presence. This is one of the reasons why Drogon will be sending him to Zog (if we can find out where it is) after we win the election.

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