REDINGOTE PRONC

Environment

REDINGOTE PRONC

Environment

"My policy on dogs involves a simple operation which can be performed at any vet's. A couple of patches of velcro are painlessly stitched to the dog's arse, such that a bag can be attached. This way the dog shite stays in the bag, and does not contaminate ground where our children may walk and play..... for persistent offenders (and here I mean owners, not dogs) a pipe may be surgically attached to the dog's arse, leading to a bag in the owner's pocket - when he gets that warm feeling, he knows the dog has shat.........."

GET AN ALLOTMENT, RECYCLE COMPOST

Allotments provide a healthy outdoor activity in which the whole family can join, with an end product of food you can eat. You can also use them to recycle household waste and other waste materials such as brick, stone, wood, leaves, nettles, weeds - all of which have a place in the organic allotment

BUILD A SELF-COMPOSTING TOILET ON YOUR ALLOTMENT

You can get information from the Centre for Alternative Technology in Wales on how to build one, they also have a booklist but you can't order these online. Try Amazon.co.uk

ONLY EAT RAW, NATURAL FOODS (WITHOUT PACKAGING)

These are better for you anyway as they only contain FOOD not harmful chemicals. What you see is what you get (apart from the contaminants)

GET THE GERMANS IN

They know how to run a country