BRUNNHILDE  BÄNGELSTICK

is our Minister for Food. She is pictured here thinking of a nice tasty German sausage which she is going to tackle immediately after the photograph has been taken. Asked about her food policies she said : "I am going to burn down all the canning factories and frozen food plants and return to the old ways. Everyone will be learning to cook and store food by traditional methods".

MINISTER FOR FOOD BRUNNHILDE BÄNGELSTICK

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT

Therefore do not eat crap

CENTRES OF EXCELLENCE

SCHOOL KITCHENS

RESTAURANTS

We will set up centres of food excellence. We will teach by example at first and then gradually discontinue bad foods in the shops. We are going to see a return to basic foodstuffs and fresh, natural foods. We will ensure that every child in this country has a healthy diet, without e's and highly coloured materials.  We shall do this by including food as part of the school curriculum. Every school will have a teaching kitchen and a restaurant. Children will eat their meals in school. Breakfast will be prepared by staff, but the midday meal will be prepared by pupils themselves, so they can learn about food values and preparation. They will go home in the afternoon, or stay on in homework centres if there is no one at home, and then in the evening they can return with their parents to eat in the school restaurant if they wish.

ADULT LESSONS

Lessons will be held in schools for adults in the evening, Groups of adults can prepare an evening meal together, or a community can get together and take it in turns to prepare a meal for each other.  Eating will be introduced to the British public as an enjoyable activity in its own right, not a chore, or something to be got over with as quickly as possible.

LESS DEMAND ON HEALTH SERVICES

Once everyone is eating properly this will reduce the demand on our health services - see our health policies, we intend to use food in its curative capacity.

NO ONE GOES HUNGRY

No one will go hungry under Drogon.  Meals will be available in municipal centres in each town, to travellers and anyone who for any reason cannot cook their own.