Health

NO DRUGS - NO ILLNESS		We have not appointed a Health Minister as yet. Applications are invited for the post.

CLOSE THE HOSPITALS man running away from hospital		Our policy is to close the hospitals. Those already in hospital will be assessed by our new practitioners. Hopefully natural therapies and remedies can be found for their ailments - if not, if the damaging drugs they have been given have already harmed their bodies beyond repair, they will be allowed to live out their days on the drugs they are taking, if that is their wish. As we improve the general health and mental outlook of the population, the need for hospitals will fall. Hospitalization will be the exception rather than the rule. Only when all else fails, or in cases of acute emergency or serious need for surgery will hospitals be used. Our policy is to concentrate on health, not sickness.
SEND THE DOCTORS FOR RETRAINING IN NATURAL METHODS AND THERAPIES		No new doctors will be trained in the methods now being used by the health service. Existing doctors will be sent for retraining in natural therapies and remedies using foods, herbs, vitamins, essences.
GUILLOTINE THE UNRECONSTRUCTED DOCTORS AND STITCH THEM ANOTHER HEAD ON FOR MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS		Doctors who refuse retraining will be publicly guillotined, and another doctor's head will be stitched back on their bodies so they can see what it is like to have medical experiments conducted on them. After they recover they will be fed their own poisonous pills until they ask to be retrained.
BAN ALL POSTERS AND LITERATURE 'ADVERTISING' ILLNESS		There will be no posters advertising illness and inviting the public to go for tests to see if they have this disease or another. An attitude of remaining in good health will prevail. Holistic methods wil be used to assess a person's condition if they complain of ill health, they will be taught to monitor their own health by diet and exercise.
SEND THE DRUGS MANUFACTURERS TO AFRICA TO GREEN THE DESERTS		The drugs factories will be closed down and all key personnel sent to the desert areas of the world where they will irrigate the wilderness and plant crops. They will then be trained as 'barefoot doctors' and go about healing people instead of destroying them.
PRACTITIONERS PAID TO KEEP THE PUBLIC WELL		There will be no more doctors, there will be natural practitioners and health advisers. Each person will sign on with a personal health adviser of his/her choice and that adviser will receive a payment for each person on his/her list. They will only receive this payment while the client is in good health. If the client falls ill the money stops until he/she is well again, then resumes. Thus it is in the practitioner's interests to keep the client well.