This is to certify that

…………………………………

is a fully Paid-Up Member of the Scapegoat Club.

One of the Chosen Ones -

those who choose to be Different, and as such

must suffer Blame when Things Go Wrong.

………..’s Day for Sin Collection

is Friday, bring your Sins and

leave them by the Gate,

where they will be dealt with,

and filed under ‘I’

for ‘Ignore’