I Wanna Confess (I think)

Mother Superior says: "We love you anyway"

 

Alright so you sinned. We all do it. But you wanna confess.  Maybe you're too lazy to attend a church to see a preacher. This is why we offer this online facility to you - it is for your benefit - really - it's not because we enjoy hearing new ways to sin! We don't even read them! Well, not unless they're really interesting.

 

Write your sins in the box below. If there are too many, continue on a separate sheet, then throw it down the toilet. We can't cope with more than a boxful! If you're too shy to tell us the best bits, just send the form anyway, and we'll know you were at least trying to confess!

Type your confession here. Begin: "Mother, I have sinned . . .

 

 

 

 

Some people feel better if they pay for their sins.  Click the Paypal symbol to make a donation to the Church.  £2 will buy the Mother Superior some new socks, but we leave it up to you to decide what absolution is worth (the price of your eternal soul, some think)

 

Only fill in this portion if you want the Mother Superior to send you a penance:

Name:
Email:

Tick the box  if you want 

an especially severe penance

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(in order of severity)

(click the absolution button to send)

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